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Mullah Nasrudin Jokes

 

Mulla was travelling to London from Cairo in a four engine plane.
After few hours of flight the captain announced that one of the engines is not working hence the arrival at London may get delayed by 15 minutes.
Mulla was reading a book and did not pay much attention to the announcement.
After few minutes captain announced again another engine have stopped working hence delay will be around half an hour. Mulla kept on reading the book.
After some time the captain announced the third engine is also not working hence the delay may increase to an hour or so.
This time Mulla called an air hostess and told her, 'ask the captain to keep watch over the fourth engine, otherwise we may have to stay in the sky all night long!'
 
Mullah Nasruddin and his young son were driving in the country one winter. It was snowing. Their bullock-cart broke down. They finally reached a farmhouse and were welcomed for the night. The house was cold, and the attic in which they were invited to spend the night was like an icebox. Stripping to his underwear, the Mullah jumped into a featherbed and pulled the blankets over his head. The young man was slightly embarrassed. "Excuse me, dad", he said, "don't you think we ought to say our prayers before going to bed?" The Mullah stuck one eye out from under the covers. "Son", he said, "I keep prayed up ahead for situations just like this one.


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